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Numbering among these 100 persons selected for this particular post-it note of putrescence are the greedy, the slothful, the whorish, the vile, the indecent, and the just plain old. Actors, politicians, athletes, and, yes, even members of the media litter this bulletin of blasphemy. No doubt some will heed this morbid wake up call, while others saunter off gently into the good night ... read more |
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The Entrouage star was in New York City celebrating Brit Brit’s birthday and collecting an insane amount of phone numbers when he decided to leave, sending a mass text message to all the girls he’d met saying, “Come to my room--whoever responds first gets me for the night.” Do people actually operate this way? ... read more |
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This is breaking stuff, folks. As we speak Ben Affleck and his very lovely and very pregnant wife Jennifer Garner are at Cedars-Sinai getting ready to pop another kid out. This would be the second for the lovely couple who previously joined forces to make Violet Anne who turned three earlier this month. That seems like a nice enough time between pregnancies ... read more |
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Okay, remember yesterday when I complained about how Danica Patrick getting a ticket isn’t really news just because she’s a racecar driver. Well, when the vehicular infraction in question leads to an arrest, that’s probably newsworthy ... read more |
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I’ve said a lot of awful things about Dane Cook both on this website and in person to anyone who will listen, but this embezzling shit is not cool. In case you haven’t heard, Dane Cook’s half-brother Darryl McCauley has been arrested and charged with allegedly swindling the comedian out of millions over the course of the last decade ... read more |
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Garrulous and loveable former basketball player and current commentator Charles Barkley has been busted for celebrity offense of choice, drunk driving. The greatest six foot four inch rebounded in the history of basketball was busted in Scottsdale after running a stop sign around one thirty in the morning ... read more |
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Kevin Bacon and his brilliant wife Kyra Sedgwick, arguably the third best acting couple in the world behind Macy/ Huffman and Bening/ Beatty, are the latest publicized victims of former Nasdaq chairman Bernie Madoff’s epic Ponzi scheme ... read more |
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Did you hear about the dude from Blue Man Group who got arrested for being serviced in a public park? Well, it turns out Darren Stephens is not currently and has never been a part of the performance group. He does, however, have a wicked sense of humor ... read more |
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Actress Mia Farrow's adopted daughter has died, aged 35. Vietnamese-born Lark Previn, who was adopted by Farrow and musician Andre Previn, died on Christmas Day (25Dec08). Previn had suffered ill health for a decade. Her cause of death is not yet known. She is survived by her live-in boyfriend ... read more |
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Movie star Woody Harrelson has wed his girlfriend of 20 years in an intimate ceremony in Maui. The No Country For Old Men actor married longterm partner Laura Louie on Sunday (28Dec08) near his home in Kipahulu. The ceremony was attended by friends and family - including actors Owen Wilson and ... read more |
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Grammy-winning jazz musician Freddie Hubbard has died, aged 70. Hubbard, a celebrated trumpeter whose style has inspired generations of horn players, died on Monday (29Dec08) at Sherman Oaks Hospital in Los Angeles, his manager David Weiss has confirmed. The musician had been hospitalized ... read more |
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Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston are expected to collect around three hundred thousand dollars for the first photographs which will be published in People Magazine. Supposedly, the young couple can thank Levi’s dumbass meth-dealing mother and her recent arrest for soaring the prices, which were initially expected to max out around 100K ... read more |
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I initially decided not to cover this story but after finding out how many other outlets deemed it newsworthy, I felt the need to fire out my opinions here in the Celeb Stink. Race car driver Danica Patrick has been hit with a second ticket after being pulled over by the 5-0. The first lady of racing was reportedly going fifty-four in a thirty-five ... read more |
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Remember earlier today when I told you Zooey Deschanel said yes to the bassist from AFI; well, In Touch Weekly is full of shit. The star of Winter Passing is getting married, just not to Hunter Burgan. The actress is actually wedding Ben Gibbard, that mopey-looking bastard from Death Cab For Cutie ... read more |
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When I was a little kid, my mother told me never to write anything down I didn’t want the whole world to read. I plan on adapting that advice to the Twenty-First Century for my own children: never take naked pictures or yourself and give them to a boyfriend because they will end up on the internet and never send a bitter, shit-talking text message because it will be forwarded to the person it’s about ... read more |
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