Cyrus With Older Man?

This next dating tidbit is wildly disturbing on several levels. Apparently, fifteen year old singer Miley Cyrus has been linked to twenty year old (level one) former Nashville Star contestant and current underwear model (level two) Justin Gaston. The two were recently photographed by the paparazzi attending church together, an activity for which Gaston apparently thinks sleeveless shirts are acceptable (level three).

According to E! Online, the two met during filming on Nashville Star, a show which Miley’s father hosts, and this supposedly is not the first time the two have attended church together. How very Puritan. Reps for both of the stars, well, reps for the star and the underwear model have both denied the relationship is more than platonic, a qualifier they would need to make regardless due to statutory rape laws and Midwestern sensibilities.

Since this story broke, Gaston has been consistently referred to as “her older man”, a moniker which makes this writer feel fucking old himself.

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