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Here’s the deal: Setty Smooth is, as far as I have seen, the smoothest hip-hop artist, and probably the smoothest man, in the entire world. I don’t mean pretentious, Hollywood smooth -- I mean subliminally, superhumanly smooth. Like Casanova, or Timberlake ... read more |
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It’s finally happened. You knew it was bound to come to pass. The two most sticky, delectably pop celebrities in the world have finally decided to team up. I’m not a fan of either one of these folks, and am highly disappointed that the selection of who got the chance to sing anything resembling a real song couldn’t get more creative than this. ... read more |
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Is this just another attempt from the ever publicity-hungry Spears to get her face in the public eye again? One can only guess. However, whatever duet, whether imagined or actual, would’ve been something that fans talked about for at least the few months that followed ... read more |
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Maybe the two need each other after all. Spears has shown that she’s not exactly a professional in the picking husbands arena and Justin just can’t keep his hands away from blonde girls—a match made in Hollywood tabloid heaven, if you ask me ... read more |
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The nipple that shocked a nation had its final day in court earlier today, as a three judge panel in federal appeals court tossed out the $550,000 FCC fine leveled at CBS Corp. over the infamous “nipplegate” episode involving Janet Jackson, during the 2004 NFL Superbowl broadcast ... read more |
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Remember the good ol' days? I'm talking about a few short months ago, September in fact, when Justin Timberlake got on a stage at the VMAs and coldly, with a Clint Eastwood-blue steel in his eye, ripped MTV for producing too many reality shows instead of music videos. Or maybe that was a robot ... read more |
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As Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton duke it out for possible control of America and the free world, a whole other kind of election is going on in Madonna’s head: the election for the perfect pop star ... read more |
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Instead of properly re-launching true music-oriented programming (and possibly regaining some respect), you chose to launch what felt like 56 new versions of the exact same show … the exact same show over and over again, with absolutely nothing related to music, a word which, as you may or may not remember, actually appears in your name
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As months go by since the Writers’ strike, annual awards productions are unfolding like scenes in a civil war movie, each production bringing in new characters to clash with the striking Writers Guild of America - first the producers, then the screen actors, then the directors. With the Grammys now approaching in February, the musicians are being dragged into the fray, leaving Hollywood looking like the action scenes from Braveheart ... read more |
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Like Enrico Fermi (2), I’ll research, dissect, and eventually, split open the most noteworthy musical events of the previous week, causing a chain reaction that may or may not change life as we know it. Along the way, I’ll keep a running count of every famous person mentioned, hopefully hitting 50 by the article’s “it was all a dream” ending. Ready? Than like Alex Trebek’s (3) moustache, I’m off ... read more |
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People suck. They can barely figure out how to get through life without dying, let alone select winners for anything. That indisputable fact was on shameful display tonight, as the writer-less People’s Choice Awards crowned some musical winners. Former N’Sync crooner Justin Timberlake sexied his way to two-and-a-half awards, the half coming by way of his guest spot on Timbaland’s “Give It To Me”, which won Favorite Hip-Hop Song ... read more |
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Pollstar’s annual top tour grossing figures were just released, and the Police walloped the competition with their vicious three-piece nightstick of song. The trio collected over one hundred thirty million hard earned dollars, while Kenny Chesney, their closest rival, finished with seventy-one million. ... read more |
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