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AOL Endorses Dirty SexBy Mack Rawden: 2007-09-08 11:59:14
Watching actors pretend to have sex is completely different than watching regular people fornicate. I know because one of my buddies once left the game room window open. Naturally, being complete perverts, my roommates and I grabbed some lawn chairs and drank beer while commentating on the action. It was dirty, it was awkward, and it was way less entertaining than Hollywood elites bumping uglies. Some elitists would probably complain and say how unfair it is that studio executives shoot unrealistic images, but I, for one, have no problem with seeing semi-clothed starlets looking as sexy as possible.
Apparently, AOL agrees with me because the internet juggernaut decided to compile their own list of best sex scenes. From early scandalous shoots like 1966's Blow-Up to the more recent A History Of Violence this grouping includes everything...even pictures. Don’t get too excited, though, this is AOL not Mr. Skin. The fornication feature is pretty all-inclusive and even gives credit to gay and lesbian depictions like Boys Don’t Cry and Brokeback Mountain. Good for you, American Online. Sadly, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Robert Romanus’ nearly X-rated awkward romp in Fast Times At Ridgemont High is not included along with other omissions like Shortbus and The Cooler but it’s really hard to frown on this collection as a whole. Here’s a rundown of the entire list.... 25. A History Of Violence 24. Desperado 23. The Big Easy 22. Young Frankenstein 21. Brokeback Mountain 20. Blow-Up 19. Boys Don’t Cry 18. Boogie Nights 17. Sex And Lucia 16. American Pie 15. Don’t Look Now 14. Wild Things 13. Betty Blue 12. Coming Home 11. Monster’s Ball 10. Team America 09. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being 08. Bound 07. Unfaithful 06. Secretary 05. Mulholland Drive 04. 9 ½ Weeks 03. Out Of Sight 02. Body Heat 01. Y Tu Mama Tambien
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