movie reviews, movie news, dvd, and movie discussion
Upcoming Forums Video

Men: Suck It Up, Sex And The City Won't Hurt You

By Katey Rich: 2008-05-30 02:19:08
Men: Suck It Up, Sex And The City Won't Hurt You This week I've been lucky enough to witness a large-scale panic among men of all ages, races and nationalities. They're not being threatened on any physical level, nor are any of their loved ones in any real danger. But the way they're reacting, you'd think everything precious to them, from possessions to family members, was in mortal peril. And the evil force they fight against isn't a human, or an animal, or some vague global threat-- it's a goddamn movie.

I'm talking, of course, about Sex and the City, a movie that has sent the largely male population of movie critics and pundits into paroxysms of panic. Blogger Jeffrey Wells, never one to shy away from woman-hating, says of the movie, "scratch any woman who says she liked it off the list. For anything." Variety reported, with a straight face, that most men would "rather be shot than sit through the movie." Even we at Cinema Blend offered up our help: "We don't want you to fall prey to the same threat that so many will succumb to this weekend, so we at Cinema Blend have put together our top five excuses for men to get out of seeing Sex and the City: The Movie.

Seriously, dudes, what are you so afraid of? Sex and the City, as a movie, is as good as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-- a revival of an old hero, with mixed results. It's better than most of the chick flick crap that gets put out there, and, even for its poop jokes and gratuitous male nudity, isn't half as offensive as something like Epic Movie. Really, if you've seen a handful of episodes from the original series, you know exactly what you're in for-- Sex and the City the movie is pretty close to five episodes of the series, give or take a few sex scenes and narcissistic voiceovers.

So what's the problem? Sex and the City has been a well-known, television phenomenon for a decade now, and anyone who hasn't caught a re-run of the show can at least name the four main characters without too much trouble. Men have been able to handle the existence of Sex and the City without feeling in personal jeopardy, but as soon as those four women head to the big screen, all hell breaks loose. The very idea that a movie starring four women, targeted at women, could be the #1 movie this weekend-- well, it's inconceivable to the men who run the movie industry.

No, seriously, most people actually can't conceive of it. Fantasy Moguls has the movie peaking at $95 million, whereas most people who know any fans of the show realize half the women in America will turn out for this movie this weekend. The last movie starring women to top the box office with Baby Mama, with an opening weekend of $18 million. Sex and the City will cream that record, and yet, no one seems willing to admit it.

Listen, boys. We saw Cloverfield with you. We laughed right along with you at Superbad and Talladega Nights. Some poor souls among us even got dragged to Good Luck Chuck and The Fantastic Four on opening weekend. Chicks sit through guy movies all the time, and we don't complain, because that's all there is. The movie industry is dominated by the men who make movies and the boys who see them, and women settle for the scraps they're handed in-between the summer tentpole blockbusters. So really, how dare you bitch and moan when there is one weekend dedicated to a movie that mainly appeals to women? One summer weekend out of twelve? Wow, you're really being deprived.

Mostly, it's sad and terrifying to see the blatant fear men have shown toward anything vaguely feminine and related to this movie. Granted, the marketers have chosen to deck the advertising out in nothing but pink and sparkles, when genuine fans of the show know that's not really what it's all about. But, guys, you've been into Victoria's Secret. You've seen a woman decked out in pink and—gasp!-- sparkles and appreciated the results. Your eyes didn't burn out of their sockets, and your penis didn't melt away. It probably won't happen at a viewing of the Sex and the City movie either, no matter how many pretty dresses float by on the screen.

I get that if you're not a fan of the show, the movie may be boring for you, or may seem superficial and all that is wrong with American consumerism. But don't blame the women who love it-- ahem, Jeffrey Wells-- and don't assume you understand the appeal. Millions of women from all over the world, and all kinds of backgrounds, have found something to love in this show. Even some men enjoy it too. At a certain point you have to take a break from calling the rest of the world idiots, and wonder if maybe you're just missing something. Something pink, sparkly, funny, touching, and just a little bit fabulous.


Latest Headlines:

 

Comment on “Men: Suck It Up, Sex And The City Won't Hurt You”

Note: This website is not meant for use by minors. The views expressed in the comments section below are not our own. This section is intended for discussion of the topic in the post above. Disagreement is encouraged, however comments which attack, insult, or threaten the author in a personal manner won't be published. Similarly, comments that we deem to be poorly worded, or wildly off topic will also not be approved and may be mocked. For free, uncensored, unfettered, and possibly dangerous discussion visit our forum.

Subscribe to topic comments

  • Men are dumb bitches. They can't ever just let anyone else be happy. They are just jealous that our moives are better.
  • Let me tell you about me. I am female. I LOVED the series. I cried when Big came and rescued Carrie from the awful Russian and when the little white flower next to Samantha's bed bloomed and she and Smith started boning again. I am a fan, through and through.

    Katey, I agree that it's pig-headed for men to refuse to see the movie simply because it stars and is about women. If that's their reason, then yes, they're being misogynistic. However, if they're refusing to see it because every ad for the movie is also an ad for one of the movie's sponsors, or because it perpetuates the socially harmful belief that a woman must be married (as garishly as possible) to be happy, or that happily-ever-after must mean that the infertile woman with an adopted child (finally!) bears one of her own blood, or because it's 2 hours and 22 freakin' minutes long, then I agree with them: it's not worth it.

    I hated the movie. It was terrible. It was boring. It wasn't funny. It was long. It was painfully consumeristic and the product placement was absolutely shameless. I felt like I was watching the longest Bloomingdales commercial EVER. Carrie turns into a pathetic middle-aged woman who actually blames herself for being stood-up by Big at their wedding. I was angry that SJP had ruined my happy memories of the show.

    A man's refusal to see this movie simply because it's a chick flick would indeed be misogynistic. But wouldn't you rather fight the mysogyny battle armed with a film that's truly worth seeing and makes modern women look powerful, independent and intelligent?

    Was Juno a chick flick? Because that movie was awesome and TONS of men would agree. And Juno was a more realistic woman than any of SATC's characters.
  • I wasn't going to open the misogyny can of worms on this one, but you've pretty much gone and proved correct any point I would have made. Ah, the good old "All sexually active women are whores" argument.

    What the fuck else are we supposed to call it? They spread their legs for money and treats and talk shit about it. That's all they do. It's a stupid fucking waste of time, and we're sick of it.
  • Ok, I’ve seen the movie and every episode, and I’m a straight man. I love this show and the movie was a good addition to the series.

    So now I’m watching the last season and I’m on the episode where Carrie and Samantha are at a party in the bathroom. Samantha is worried that her boyfriend will think she too old because she’s getting gray hair “Down there”. So she decided to dye the hair there but left the dye in too long. So she’s talking about this with Carrie, who thinks this is all way too much information when all of a sudden Samantha lifts up her skirt and says “I’m bozo the bush”. Okay…. That is funny as hell. It’s a comedy. It’s not meant to be taken literal. Is it a bit raunchy? Sure. But its funny as hell! Watch the show, then complain. Otherwise shut the F up!
  • "A bunch of old, worn out, leathery whores going around the city spreading their legs, sitting around talking crap, and being more shallow and superficial than even the dumbest high school jock."

    I wasn't going to open the misogyny can of worms on this one, but you've pretty much gone and proved correct any point I would have made. Ah, the good old "All sexually active women are whores" argument.

    That's it for me on this topic. At least we all can agree that we'll all be happier when we can stop talking about this movie.
  • Katey - We know it exists. For all the advertising on television, internet, magazines, buses, kiosks, restaurant bathrooms, et cetera...plenty of guys are sick of something that we already hated in the first place. Not to mention the sheer delight of women that watched this show on HBO back when the blonde wasn't eligible for Social Security, cackling in anticipation and glee.

    We're not panicking because that implies fear. I got a different word in mind. We're loathing the fact that these mediocre forty-something actresses are back from the dead and there's nothing we can do about it.

    Fear is reserved for this film's sequel, when the girls go home for their fortieth high school reunion and rediscover love, shopping, and yummy pink cocktails in a rolling three hour saga that there isn't enough bourbon in Kentucky to immunize me from.
  • It's not the fact that the movie stars women, and is for women, that men don't like it. Hell, if a GOOD movie, based on a GOOD television show, starring GOOD actresses came out, I would probably see it. Sex and the City stars 4 hacks who cannot and never have been able to act. Sarah Jessica Parker is the Second ugliest person in the movie business. She looks like a dying mule. The old, blonde one (Kim something) is annoying, shrill, smug, and tired. And the only reason that Sarah Jessica Parker isn't the ugliest woman alive is because of the one with red hair (Cynthia something?)The shorter woman with brown hair is an OK actress, but she is definitely overshadowed by the legions of suck vomited forth by the rest of these sad, pathetic people. What the hell is this about, anyway? A bunch of old, worn out, leathery whores going around the city spreading their legs, sitting around talking crap, and being more shallow and superficial than even the dumbest high school jock. Oh and of course there are the gay guys, because these days gay guys are "hip" and "cool". It isn't chic until it has a gay guy.

    You say "Seriously, they can't conceive of it". Typical feminist BS. Want to know something women can't seem to conceive of? A show or motion picture that isn't a grating, squaking, gonorrhea infested grilled cheese blowjob from grandma. Most men have no problem with a movie about strong women living their lives. If they didn't see it, at the very least they wouldn't say much negative about it. This movie though, is so pointless, so stupid and sick it is disgusting. As I said earlier, it's nothing but old sluts getting screwed in exchange for money;dinner;bragging rights. Stupid, pointless, and such a burden on our society we will probably never shed it, at least not until this generation of 40-50 something women die out.
  • Cletus,

    Perhaps you could leave your neanderthal double-standard male ways behind and apprecitate Sex & City for what it is. A great show (Movie was not as great- but still entertaning) - the women are confident sexual human beings. If that threatens you - then keep going out with women who care what other people think and are repressive. Face reality - lots of women have slept with many men just like men have - there's no crime in this - this is normal now. Don't force a double- standard - and judge women as "sluts" or "whores" because they do this. It has nothing do with the fact that men try harder to score, therefore they are "game" and don't deserve to be called "male whores" - (hardly a justifable term considering men call women "sluts" if they even hear or see a hint of them dating and sleeping with several men). "Spreading their legs" - ha!~ Like you haven't! Pleasssse...... Your'e the type of man that would get the boot right away in my world or the Tv show's world. You are not modern - you are stuck in the past.
  • Dude, Uncle Jack, I didn't tell you to suck it up and go see it, just to suck it up and accept its existence. I have no interest in making you go see it, but just in getting guys to stop panicing over the very fact that it's out there, and at some point a woman they know might want to see it.
  • i wouldn't scratch her off the list. but i'd tell her to go by herself. either that, or the next TWO weekends we'd go and see a soccer match - and she WOULDN'T be allowed to complain about it!

    and yeah - these chicks are IRRITATING!
  • As for me, I am so very tired of the double standard of male frontal nudity only. Whether it is a movie for women or not, when will it stop ??? Enough already. Even in films that are regarded as "guy" films ("Any Given Sunday" for example) there is only male fronatl nudity. Men are not saying to do away with it, but when are we going to be able to see our fair share of female frontal nudity ? Until movie producers. directors, and whoever figure that out I want nothing to do with any of these films.
  • I don't see what the big deal is. None of my guy friends have expressed any real distain for the film, that i've heard. I've seen the show and found it amusing enough. Guys go with their girls to chick flicks and rom-coms, and girls go with their guys to action movies and vulgar comedies, and many people from both sexes enjoy all those types, to some extent.

    It's just a part of the great compromise.
  • Ummmm... lemme' think... yeah....

    No, I don't think so.

    And not because it's a chick flick. I'm a straight male who considers himself to be in touch with his feminine side and enjoys a good chick flick now and again, but there is no way in hell I will ever watch a two and a half hour movie about four of the most shallow and irritating television characters ever created.

  • Your article just explained why 95% of the heterosexual male American moviegoing population doesn't want to be anywhere near this two hour shiny piece of garbage. If "suck it up" is the best reason you can give to entice me into going, then you're not trying very hard. Tell us the redhead is topless in three scenes, or that Carrie gets hit by a bus. Not that we get to watch four snooty average looking women drink Cosmos and go shoe shopping for anything longer than an average sitcom commercial.
  • Rubbish... fizzy pink rubbish. I am a male, I cried at E.T. but I'll never watch this trashy American film about shopping and weddings starring Sarah Double-barrelled shotgun. No thanks.
  • Well, I liked the show and I'm a bloke, and I'm defintely not gay either...well there was that one time...er, forget i said that.
    Co'mon men! get in tough with your feminine frilly side!!!

Subscribe to topic comments

Leave a Reply

Please login or sign up to post reply




Back to Men: Suck It Up, Sex And The City Won't Hurt You

MAIN SITE NAVIGATION
HOME l ABOUT US l l SEARCH l MOVIE NEWS l MOVIE REVIEWS l MOVIE PREVIEWS l DVD REVIEWS l DVD NEWS l SOUNDTRACKS l FEATURES DATABASE l TELEVISION l MUSIC l GAMES l CELEBRITY l TECHNOLOGY l RSS 2.0 FEEDS l MESSAGE BOARDS l LIVE CHAT l SYNDICATE US l LINKS | CB STORE | MUNCH MONSTER | GFR


This site is operated by Cinema Blend LLC. For advertising inquiries, contact Gorilla Nation. CinemaBlend.com is a private, independently owned website which is intended only as entertainment. The views expressed on this website may or may not reflect those of its owner. Don't take us too seriously.

Made in Webta Labs
SIGN IN


 
CINEMA BLEND VIDEOS