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Naked Dane Cook Climbs On Jessica Alba

By Josh Tyler: 2007-06-19 13:57:43
   
I cannot believe the balls on the people running Good Luck Chuck’s marketing campaign. First there was a sexually oriented poster showing a naked Dane Cook getting… um… something he enjoyed immensely from a woman. Now we’ve got a poster with Dane Cook climbing all over Jessica Alba in his underwear.

Are they actually using these in theaters? Man I hope so. There’s nothing I love more than outraged soccer moms, though I could do without being forced to look at Dane Cook’s nipples. Poor Jessica Alba. She’s ruined forever.

Check out the poster below or see it in high-res here.





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  1. Derek Says:

    I don't know what is wrong with this. I think it's a pretty funny poster and the trailer has a lot of laughs. Add to that Jessica Alba, and I am definitely interested.

  1. Josh T Says:

    Who said there was anything wrong with it?

  1. Michael Says:

    Sure something is wrong with it, it looks like Alba and Dane are super-imposed on the bed. It looks weird.

  1. Kristopher Says:

    I love how actors cant be bothered to shoot pictures for posters these days, like on this poster they shoot stills using body doubles then photoshop (sometimes more successfully than others) the actors faces onto the bodies... this is a pretty fair job (Dane looks almost right, Albas is a bit off) and you can always tell because the angles dont look quite natural and the scale of the face to the bodies sometimes come off a little wrong. Another dead giveaway is look at the head where it connects to the neck, its usally the worst there. Its worse when they use an actors face shot that was a still from the movie. look at any DVD cover esp youll see how the faces are just pasted on the bodies (the cover for the movie "Waiting" are horrendous, just look at Anna Faris on that)... LOL why cant the actors just shoot these thing so they look right?

  1. Josh T Says:

    If I were Jessica Alba, I wouldn't want naked Dane Cook climbing all over me either. In this case, I think the photoshopping, if indeed there was any, is justified.

  1. George Says:

    What a poor copy of the John & Yoko Rolling Stone cover.

  1. kt Says:

    This poster is sex. Dane looks hot, as does Alba, and the two of them together? Smokin'. Hope the movie is a fun, creative, and hilarious as the poster. I'm sure it will be. Can't wait to see it.

  1. CelebrityCatch Says:

    This is very comical and funny. It should be used in theaters.

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