With a title like Piranha 3DD audiences expect a heaping dose of gore with plenty of T&A, and the latest trailer for this feeding frenzy flick doesn't disappoint. There are loads of leering close-ups of a bevy of bikini-clad beauties, plus the promise of unrepentant havoc. But that's not all! Punching up the darkly comic element of this freaky fish tale are appearances from Baywatch's David Hasselhoff playing a snide parody of himself, Anchorman's David Koechner as a horn-dog water park operator, the often unhinged Gary Busey, and the befuddling return of Paul Scheer, who mysteriously vanished half-way through the last movie, and Ving Rhames, who lost his legs in a most horrifying— but badass--fashion. Check out all this madness now, courtesy of Shock Till You Drop:
Directed by John Gulager, the twisted mind who helmed the Feast trilogy, Piranha 3DD takes the terror closer to home by having the flesh-craving fish from the Alexandre Aja's Piranha leaving the lake behind to storm the town's waterlines. Not only do these bloodthirsty piranhas invade a popular, stripper-stuffed water park, but they also venture into people's bathtubs, leading to a vagina dentata setup that's sure to terrify teens for decades to come. Of course, the premise is preposterous, but who cares? Gulager looks like he's bringing a lot of enthusiasm to this wholly insane feature, making it seem far more fun than Aja's misanthropic entry into the franchise. With an irreverent attitude, elements of body horror, cheeky allusions and bits of biting comedy, Gulager looks to have created a monster movie that's sure to be bizarre but could also be brilliant—in a B-movie kind of way.
Piranha 3DD is coming soon.
