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Hoodwinked - Review

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Length: 80 min
Rated: PG
Distributor: The Weinstein Company
Release Date:  2006-01-13

Starring: VOICES: Glenn Close, Anne Hathaway, James Belushi, Patrick Warburton, Anthony Anderson, Andy Dick

Directed by Cory Edwards, Todd Edwards, Tony Leech
Produced by Preston Stutzman, Sue Bea Montgomery, David Lovegren, Maurice Kanbar
Written by Cory Edwards, Todd Edwards, Tony Leech

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Reviewed by Lexi Feinberg : 2006-01-02 16:49:49
Hoodwinked, the first animated movie released by the Weinstein Company, takes the classic story of “Little Red Riding Hood”—and mercilessly bludgeons it to death. In the poorly CGI-animated, Rashomon-style retelling, Red (Anne Hathaway) trots through the woods to visit the house of her Granny (Glenn Close). When she arrives, she is startled to find a wolf (Patrick Warburton) posing as her beloved relative, noting how much larger and hairier her features now appear. Shortly after, her Granny comes bursting out of the closet all tied up, and an axe-yielding woodsman (James Belushi) crashes through the window. All is certainly not well in this fairy tale.

The domestic disturbance sparks a criminal investigation lead by a squad including Chief Grizzly (Xzibit), Detective Bill Stork (Anthony Anderson), and Nicky Flippers (David Odgen Stiers). The story unveils the satirical truth about what really happened on that infamous day in the woods, telling four different views of the story through the eyes of Red, Granny, Wolf, and The Woodsman. Each perspective is riddled with secrets and inside jokes, showing there is more to these characters than what meets the eye. Red is not quite the innocent girl she appears; The Wolf is really a punny, undercover journalist trying to uncover the identity of a menace called ‘The Goody Bandit’; The Woodsman is a big yodeling oaf of an actor preparing for a role; and The Granny is an extreme sports junkie with quips like, “Yo, my homies, you want to get spanked?!”

It really is as awful as it sounds. The entire movie plays like amateur night at a comedy club, where it’s painful watching them try to be hilarious and fall on their faces. There is just nothing fresh or funny about a trash-talking hip-hop grandmother, dumb brutes talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger, or animals randomly breaking into song and dance. The sidekick characters—an off-key, country music playing goat, a screechy caffeinated squirrel, and a snooty rabbit—are even more impossibly irritating than the leads. Writers/Directors Tony Leech and Cory & Todd Edwards throw a minimum of twenty jokes per minute at us, choosing the path of boisterous annoyance over clever subtleties. Their mistake is in trying to squeeze a ton of things into its brief running time, instead of spending more much-needed time perfecting the jokes in the script.

Hoodwinked is a jumbled mess that is so grating and ear-piercingly shrill, that all potential from its premise is left stranded on the wayside. It is quite possibly the loudest movie in recent memory, between its screaming characters and blasting music. Someone should have told the filmmakers that the phrase ‘less is more’ exists for a reason. The movie feels outdated by at least five years, between its in-jokes involving Matrix fighting spoofs (gee, how original!), and stunted animation. The characters appear like rubbery wax figures, exhibiting none of the greatness that CGI has advanced to between Pixar films and the updated King Kong. It almost feels like the film exists solely to be bad, and on that front, it succeeds with flying colors. Hoodwinked, what big stink you have.

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  1. Jared Says:

    completely disagree, I laughed out loud solid, who gives a crap about cgi, it was funny.

  1. Adam Says:

    Agree with Jared in completely disagreeing with the critic. I can understand that if you do not like, or do not get the humour of this movie that you would most likely agree with this review; however, for those who enjoy this type of humour, you will be pleasantly surprised as there is a laugh a minute.

    The side characters that are said to be worse than the main characters is horribly inaccurate. Each of these characters add to the story and to the hilarity. What isn't funny about a Goat that sings everything he says and has interchangeable antlers?

    Also, knocking a movie down because of dated CGI is unfair to its creators. This is still a new art form and of course there will be newcomers to try to create a movie with it (with varying success). In short, you already expect too much out of CGI, and I believe you will be disappointed again and again because of this.

    I really enjoyed this movie and give it 2 thumbs up (please don't sue me Ebert and Roeper)!

  1. Lexi Says:

    I am glad that you guys enjoyed the movie. I sure wish I did! It's the only movie this year that I would have walked out of, had I not been reviewing it.

    There is a difference between something being loud, and being funny. I went long stretches of time without laughing at all, and resisting the urge to cover my wounded ears.

    Regarding the CGI, I'm sorry, but CGI has come a LONG way from the type used in this movie. I have no problem with CGI...if it's used well. "King Kong" is a prime example of what this type of animation can do. And there are plenty of movies I like that are CGI-animated. Heck, even "Over the Hedge" put this one to shame.

    Chalk it up to different strokes for different folks.

  1. 1 Says:

    WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN U PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING REPLYING ENJOY THIS MOVIE! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE REVIEW! 0/5 stars!

  1. Storm Says:

    Just because a movie uses high quality CGI animation doesn't automatically mean it is a perfect movie. Yes King Kong had well used CGI, but the movie itself was boring and tasteless, in no way does it match the original. The Hoodwinked concept at least is original, and even though some of the jokes may be a little lame for yound adults, there is still a certain charm to it, and all my friends enjoyed it.

    Another thing, maybe the animation was meant to look the way it was because it was a told from a fairtale storybook. Unless you have been deprived of storybooks in your childhood, you would have realised that the characters and environment in the movie matches with those simple hand-drawn pictures in the storybooks (limited facial expressions, large eyes etc etc). In my opinion, I think the shabby and rough animation was done on purpose, the movie will not have a charm to it if the characters all look realistic.

    But then again, everyone perfers their own cup of tea.

    P.S. To 1, go and do your homework kiddo, come back and leave a proper review when you have grown some pubes.

  1. Wanted Says:

    I agree slightly with both. I do not think this was a terrible movie, but then again it was pretty dull. The animation was the first thing I notcied and it was crap. If your going to make a movie, its got to have effort at least.

    It seemed like the people who made it were just in a rush. I wish I didn't waste my ticket on this movie, but it was well worth it seems I get to critisize it for my assesment. And i really dont think it was funny and if you truly think its 'humourous' then you must be on crack...

    Lexi, i loved your critique.

    Thank you.

  1. Tanya Says:

    Im going to see it

  1. Emily Says:

    Completetly agree with the review. This movie was predictable (the bunny was obviously evil) unoriginal (wow a grandma that snowboards, how funny *sarcasm*)

    From the moment I saw the rabbit in the begining, I knew it was going to be the villain. For one thing, its character had no real purpose, except to follow Red around and act pathetic, so it obviously was going to come into the plot somewhere. Another thing that gave it away was how it was a rabbit, and seemed like the character you would least expect to be evil, so naturally would be evil (again, how original is that).

    The grandmother who bakes treats and enjoys extreme sports made me want to throw up, so much was it played out. Honestly, if the grandmother had farted it would have been funnier.

    Another thing about this movie which I knowticed was how the characters which were supposed to be cute (squirrel, bunny), were actually quite ugly and repulsive. And not in a cute sort of way.

    Also, is it just me, or does giving coffee to an already hyper squirrel give you deja vu? Hmmm...maybe Over The Hedge??

  1. Coaxke Says:

    Emily, Hoodwinked was released in 2005, while Over The Hedge was released in 2006. If we're going to point fingers, both those characters resemble Scrat from Ice Age, which was released in 1995. Thats pretty much the genre; a hyperactive squirrel. Theres not much creativity you can pour into that.

    The entire movie was filled with parodies and references to many things, which does not make for a deep movie- but served the purpose well enough.

    Who cares if the movie is predictable? That isnt the focus of this movie. You want to talk about loss of focus? Superman Returns. Terrible, terrible movie. When I go see a superhero movie, I expect the superhero to do his superhero-ly duties. Spiderman presents a good plot with good action- Batman, the same. Superman does not throw ONE punch. And the storyline sucked. Now, THATS a loss of focus that people should be mad about, not some low budget CGI movie. Same with KK.

    The quality of CGI does not pertain whatsoever to the actual storyline and thus should not be used in a critique... however, most movie goers demand high-quality CGI, and of course, the consumer is law. But you need to realize that quality of CGI = budget. Dont expect too much out of full CGI movies, except maybe Shrek 3. So... whatever. Personally Im not too bothered.

  1. Meg Says:

    I accept the animation, as it could have been an artistic choice so as to make the characters look somewhat like parade balloons. Makes it more fake-looking, which could have been what they were going for.

    My largest beef with this movie-- larger than my beef with the many, many failed attempts at humor-- was Anne Hathaway's desperate attempt to ruin the movie. She could not have been flatter in her portrayal of Red. This may have been her attempt to depict a wry, cynical, old-for-her-years girl, but it came off like a white bread with mayo only sandwich.

  1. Nathan Says:

    This movie was overated! i did not enjoy it at all....Nice try though.

    Better luck next time.

    Regards Nathan,

    P.S. I rule.

  1. John Says:

    Poor Red has just fallen out of a cable car and landed in the middle of the dark forest. To make matters worse she meets a wolf! The wolf started asking her where her grandmother lives. Red is a smart clever girl and she managed to get away from the wolf with the help of her bird friends. This is a movie with some of your favorite fairy tale characters in it. It will make you laugh and you will be very surprised when you see who is causing all the trouble in the forest. It is a fast paced action movie with a lot of exciting scenes.
    Hoodwinked is a PG rated movie that is computer animated. Some of the actor’s voices you will hear are Anne Hathaway, Patrick Warburton and David Ogden Stiers. The distributor is the Weinstein Company and the directors are Cory Edwards, Todd Edwards and Tony Leech. Some of main characters are Grandma, Twitchy and Red. The movie is about a girl named Red and her grandma that have a goody shop. There is a bandit around and he/she is stealing a lot of people’s recipes. One of the only shops left is Red’s grandmother’s shop. Will the bandit succeed in stealing all the recipes or will red and her grandma stop him/her?
    In Hoodwinked someone is trying to close down all the goody shops. The police are investigating and trying to find out what’s going on. There is a funny squirrel named Twitchy that talks fast and is a photographer. Red is worried about her grandmother and also worried that someone will steal her grandmother’s recipes.
    In one scene Red is trying to get to Granny Puckets house. She is lost in the woods and then meets a goat. The goat has many antlers and sings instead of talking. The goat and Red go on a wild ride in a mining cart hoping they will get to her grandmothers house. The goat sings loudly during the whole ride. There is an avalanche and the track got destroyed in front of them so the cart went flying in the sky. Red saw grandma in the sky to and she said, “Use your hood”. Red opened up her hood and used it as a parachute and floated to the ground right next to her grandma’s house.
    I hated the movie because it is boring. The characters were not funny and only made me laugh just a lillte bit.

  1. Maris Says:

    I told everyone to see it because I loved it and thought it was the best p-g animated movie.I also like the cgi it makes it unquie

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