Jonathan Elliott

Someone forgot that you don't get Snooki wet or feed her after midnight and she goes all CRAZY EVIL on him and refuses to leave. Ruh-roh.

Angelina washes her hands of the whole mess. We curiously watch JWoww push her breasts together for about five minutes, like she's trying to make orange juice

If you watched Wednesday's SYTYCD, last night was written in stone. All season long, the judges, led in their charge by Mia, had lambasted AdéChiké again and again and again

We open last night's show with a frankly gorgeous group number choreographed by Mia Michaels, which sort of looked like Alice in Wonderland by way of The Shawshank Redemption