Our traffic stats indicate that a ridiculous number of people are interested in the next bad video game turned movie Doom. Meanwhile, one of the best Sci-Fi movies in years, a little something called Serenity does a not-so graceful bellyflop at the box office. The world ain't fair.
But maybe I'm missing something. The interest level in Doom is insane, so there must be something there worth seeing. Let's hope the excitement is justified. The Rock is good. Right?
Because I love all of you (yes, in a weird stalkerish way), I'm giving away a really fantastic Doom movie prize pack. It contains a great Doom t-shirt and hat, and does not contain any of the really useless things other prize packs often contain. You know, crap like key fobs and pencils.
So, you want it. How do you win it? You can't. You're too late. Christine is already wearing your prize.
If you don't follow directions you won't win, even if you send me a sob story about how you're disabled, or have 15 children, or frittered away all your money on hookers and beer and you deserve to win one more than anyone else because your life sucks (you people know who you are). Well my life sucks too and I'm not getting free stuff! So keep all that to yourself.
