Conan Plays Witcher 3, Has Sex On A Unicorn

The Witcher 3 is nearing release and Conan O'Brien had a chance to get in some game time with CD Projekt Red's open-world role-playing game with his Clueless Gamer segment. The segment finishes up with Conan managing to have sex on what he calls a stuffed unicorn.

Unlike some of the previous Clueless Gamer segments in the past, this segment stretched just beyond the 10 minute mark.

The funny thing about it is that the whole time Conan's goal is to try to get laid by Yennefer. The segment starts with Geralt and Yennefer after a bath and we get to briefly see her in buff, but before anything else can happen Geralt is sent on a mission to go find Ciri (something that isn't accomplished within the time span of the Clueless Gamer segment).

The segment surprisingly focuses on quite a few actual gameplay mechanics in The Witcher 3. We see how the magic attacks work (very briefly), some of the combat is on display, mostly some hacking and slashing, and a few of the NPC interaction segments are highlighted as well. We get to see some of Geralt's various clothing options, and quite a few of the monster types are actually showcased, including a few boss-type monsters that Geralt has to slay.

The ultimate goal, of course, is Conan attempting to get into the good graces of Yennefer, and eventually it happens... because it's The Witcher. The game doesn't shy away from exposing various bits and parts of the human body that some games shy away from for fear of criticism from some media outlets. Lest we forget that Fox smeared BioWare pretty badly with the alien sex in Mass Effect.

Still, the ending of the Clueless Gamer video is pretty hilarious. The whole thing wraps up in a way that only Conan could pull off.

The comment section below the video breaks down into the typical debate about the graphics in the game and whether or not Conan was actually playing the PC or Xbox One version of the game. Yes, folks... that was the most important topic of the day: whether or not the graphics in the video were representative of the Xbox One or PC version of the game.

Nevertheless, The Witcher 3 is shaping up to be one of the biggest games released this spring and possibly all of 2015. The title sports a bare minimum of 25 hours worth of gameplay and scales up to near the 100 hour mark for gameplay.

As mentioned in the Clueless Gamer video above, The Witcher 3 also includes multiple endings based on choices the player makes throughout the game. CD Projekt Red heralds the story and choices as non-linear, giving gamers the option to shape the world and define the fate of the characters with the choices they feel are relevant.

You can pick up a copy of The Witcher 3 starting May 19th for the Xbox One, PS4 and PC. Need more info? Check out the official website.