Kung Fu Rabbit Launching Soon For Wii U

“The Wii U needs first-party software!” says the Nintendo gamer. “The Wii U needs better software!” says the average core gamer. “The Wii U just needs something!” says all the clueless analysts. Fitting firmly into the latter category, Bulkypix and Neko Entertainment have announced Kung Fu Rabbit for the Wii U, and it will be launching very soon on Nintendo's eShop.

The game is a side-scrolling platforming title made in similar vein to the boon of Flash-based platformers that invaded browsers for ages until HTML5 came onto the scene, exploded and then faded into obscurity.

The game sees players assuming the role of a purposefully lovable rabbit who knows kung fu and hops around on the screen with all the precision platforming prowess of Samus and Shank's love-child wearing Mega Man's power armor. Unfortunately, the rabbit doesn't look half as cool as any of the previously mentioned platforming icons.

Still, if you're looking for some off-the-wall action, consistently challenging gameplay and you have an urge to save hairy little rabbits from being microwaved and turned into one of the most hair-filled stews around, you can look for Kung Fu Rabbit to launch soon on the Nintendo eShop. Need more info? Feel free to visit the official Nintendo website.