The first F2P (alternatively known as fap-to-play) title from Aeria Games is called Scarlet Blade and it's a port of a Korean MMORPG where you only play as buxom females who are barely dressed and have dynamic “body” physics, ensuring that male gamers put in 110% with their single-handed gaming adventures.
If you're into one-handed games then you'll love Scarlet Blade, whether you lost your hand doing something risky or you're just keeping it busy. Aeria Games has grabbed the rights to publish the title, which means that soon enough you'll be able to partake in the risque sci-fi adventures of a free-to-fap MMORPG, which only lets you play as fantasy vixens.
Now I'll admit that trailer there doesn't really do the game any justice, as they purposefully sped up all the actual gameplay segments. But don't worry, I'm not going to leave you hanging on a ledge with one hand. Here, check out this trailer and see the game in all its bountiful glory.
Heck, this game could be the perfect combination: softcore porn plus RPG grinding in one sitting! The only problem is that it's going to be hard trying to tackle bosses with one hand. But hey, you could also ask a family member for help!
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