Alternate WotW Trailer

It's just not fair. People living in Japan get all the good stuff. Marketers seem to think that American audiences aren't happy unless the shot jumps every 1.375 seconds. A fan site for DreamWorks has posted a Japanese trailer for War of the Worlds which proves my point.

Contentwise it's structured much like the second US teaser trailer (which you can see at the official War of the Worlds site, only you can actually sort of tell what's going on and your chances of suffering a seizure are greatly reduced. The voice over is Japanese. Feel free to pretend he's saying whatever you want to. Personally, I imagined something about the worst attack on the planet since Godzilla.