Attack Of The 60ft Michael Moore

In case you’ve been living in some hermit shack in the woods, Michael Moore wants you to know his latest film, SiCKO opens this weekend in theaters everywhere. The health care expose already been scandalized about as many ways as Moore can legally, and a few ways illegally, but the filmmaker still isn’t certain you’re aware his movie is coming out.

To that end, the trailer for SiCKO will be projected in prominent metropolitan areas to remind you to see the film. Presented with full sound and subtitles, the trailers will display tonight from sundown until 1:00am.

These locations haven’t been randomly selected – after all, this is Michael Moore we’re talking about. Reinforcing the idea that everything the filmmaker does is strategically set up to promote his film (the good or the bad), the projection locations are located near leading HMOs, insurance companies, and hospitals in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, and Oakland.

If you’re curious or want to know where to avoid, here’s a list of the locales the trailer will be projecting, repeatedly, tonight from sundown until 1am. Please note this is taken directly from Moore’s press release and we aren’t responsible for misspellings, inaccurate geography, or giant projections keeping you up half the night.

LOS ANGELES

Projection Site: 4343 W. Sunset Blvd.

Locations of interest nearby:

  • Kaiser Permanente Medical Center
  • Hollywood Community Hospital
  • Health Net
  • Guardian Rehabilitation Hospital
  • Childrens Hospital Los Angeles
  • Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center

    NEW YORK
    Projection Site: Times Square, 625 8th Ave. & 40th St.
    Locations of interest nearby:
  • Benefits Quest, Inc.
  • Empire BlueCross BlueShield
  • Group Health Inc.
  • The Guardian
  • Metropolitan Life Insurance Co.
  • Health Insurance Plan of Greater New York
  • Mutual Life Insurance Co. of New York
  • St. Clare’s Family Health Center
  • St. Vincent’s Midtown
  • Roosevelt Hospital
  • Beth Israel Hospital
  • NYU Medical Center
  • NY Presbyterian Hospital
  • National Jewish

    SAN FRANCISCO
    Projection Site: Intersection of Broadway & Montgomery St.
    Locations of interest nearby:
  • E-surance
  • Kaiser Permanente
  • Sutter Health
  • Saint Francis Memorial Hospital
  • Chinese Hospital
  • Ocadian Hospitals & Care Centers

    OAKLAND
    Projection Site: 1950 Franklin St.
    Locations of interest nearby:
  • Kaiser Permanente
  • Kaiser Permanente
  • Kaiser Center
  • Kaiser Foundation Hospital

    CHICAGO
    Projection Site: 525 N. Michigan Ave.
    Locations of interest nearby:
  • Blue Cross/Blue Shield
  • Wells Fargo
  • Northwestern Memorial Hospital