"Are you telling me you built a sex time machine?" The porn industry often takes extremely popular movies and tweaks them ever so slightly so that they can become adult films. Forrest Gump becomes Forrest Hump. Guardians of the Galaxy produces Gnardians of the Galaxy. You get it. Now it’s Back to the Future’s turn. Ladies and gentlemen – but probably more gentlemen than ladies – I bring you Fap the Future, and its NSFW trailer:
You didn’t realize that so many dick jokes could be forced into Robert Zemeckis’ beloved time-travel trilogy, did you. Well, leave it to the "legendary" porn parody producers at Wood Rocket to slip as many phallic symbols in to the story of Marty McFly and Doc … er, Cock Brown. I mean, dildos in the flux capacitor? Someone call Einstein.
The writing in this isn’t exactly clever. Doc Brown’s invention now stimulates 88 orgasms per hour. Cock Brown and Marty are attacked by lesbians, forcing Marty to travel back in time and attend the Enchantment Under The Semen dance. I’ll admit, I cackled when the porn star playing Marty tells Cock that in the future, she films pornographic movies under the name "Michael J. Fucks." That name isn’t really being used, is it? If not, it probably needs to be. Family Tied Up? Sit and Spin City? The Hard Way? Really, the filmography for this fictional porn star writes itself.
On the flip side, I’m disgusted that Christopher Lloyd’s goofy catchphrase has been changed to "Great twat!" That feels like they’ve gone too far. You can’t sully the great Lloyd like that. He deserves more respect! The again, this is a porn that changes Huey Lewis’ brilliant pop staple "The Power of Love" into "The Power of Cum." We’re not working with word wizards over at Wood Rocket.
Speaking of, as the trailer notes, you can head over to Wood Rocket and watch the whole movie Fap to the Future for free. We’re not necessarily recommending that you do that. We’d much rather you get the anniversary edition of the actual Back to the Future, as well as its sequels, and celebrate them, instead. Because, in scanning Fap for the purpose of this story, I saw a quick shot of Marty and Cock Brown having sex. And there are some things in this world that you just can’t unsee.
