At last! Having Suicide Girls as a friend on MySpace finally pays off in something other than physical pleasures. Oddly enough, the Goth girl photo site has the latest on one of Broken Lizard's next projects. No, I'm not talking about Super Troopers 2, though supposedly that's coming too. They've got more than one poker in the fire.
The boys of Broken Lizard spoke to Suicide Girls at Comic Con, and who can blame them. I'm sure they're even more um… fun in person. They revealed to them that their next movie will be something called Babymaker. Jay Chandrasekhar will direct, Kevin "Ron Wilson: Bus Driver" Heffernan will star, and the rest of the boys of Broken Lizard will produce, but they insist it's not an official Broken Lizard project.
Heffernan will play a man with defective semen. Luckily, he donated good sperm to a sperm bank 5 years ago, and now he has to break back in to get it. Heffernan calls it "a sperm bank heist movie." He says they'll start work on it before the end of the year.
Here's the thing… this sounds a lot like a joke. Suicide Girls is reporting this as a major movie scoop, but it seems to me like Heffernan was simply pulling the chain of a group of hot, clueless, internet models. Broken Lizard already has several other projects en route, they don't really need another. With a concept that bad, let's all hope this is just some lame gag pulled on a hapless nookie girl. Heffernan and Chandrasekhar are probably off in a corner somewhere laughing at us for reporting this.
