I’d just like to take a moment to point out that we are not running a certain War of the Worlds non-story sent out to every movie website on the planet last night as part of a marketing scheme. Forgive me, but I don’t think viral marketing programs that also hint at the possibility of a second trailer for a movie at some point in the hazy future actually qualify as movie news. They qualify as spam, and I wouldn’t do that to all of you… unlike some websites.
I’m pointing this out because I have a massive inferiority complex and need to prop myself up now and then against other more successful websites who have no problem operating as tools of evil studio marketing machines. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it for the right amount, I just saying I would have a problem doing it while swimming in my Scrooge McDuck money bin. Hey, give me a break. It would be nice if Rafe and I could each get our own room and throw out these bunk beds.
But none of that has anything to do with the point of this story. The point of this story is that the Wallace and Gromit trailer is online. But since I’m not in a place where I can download it to watch it, and since I know nothing about Wallace and Gromit, I regaled you with all that other verbal garbage about bunk beds and spam.
