In this day and age, it is very important to know your source before you report a story. For instance Newsweek recently got in trouble for an unreliable source. On the other hand Woodward and Bernstein created a legacy based on “Deep Throat.” We here at BNN have decided to follow one of these examples in our reporting…
IESB reports that some Canadian TV show says that George Clooney has signed on to be the voice of Optimus Prime. Damn, I should be up for the Pulitzer Prize for such hard-hitting investigating. Well, I guess we can expect Optimus to tilt his head and give us that “sexy eyes” look. But to be serious, the voices aren’t going to make this movie. It’s the story and the CGI. I could probably voice Starscream and the movie would still work.
Not so fast! Not everybody thinks this is a good idea. Some losers called “Transfans” are up in arms that the original voices of the cartoon will not be used for this live action movie. Seriously, get a life. Try picking an issue to get really riled up about; like nuclear proliferation. Stop worrying if Peter Cullen won’t be able to say “Autobots transform!”
I’m not sure why I’m getting worked up over this. I’m sure this will be debunked before I get my first hate mail from some guy wearing a Decepticon wife beater.
