As usual, AICN has the scoop that every movie webmaster wishes he has. Come on people, they don’t need any more traffic, send some our way will you? They’re drowning in ad revenue, and it’s making them soft and greedy. Work for a better AICN by shunning them and sending all your scoops to us.
The story is a report from someone who’s seen the first Dukes of Hazzard trailer, and sent in accompanying screen caps to prove it. Yes, it includes shots of Jessica Simpson in that pink string bikini.
From the sounds of it, they’re pretty much abandoning whatever it was that made people like the show, and going for a slapstick, raunchier, sex sells version. Missing is any mention of poor old Roscoe and his dog Flash, the true heart and soul of the show. Included are scenes of Bo Duke enjoying a threesome with two hot babes and Uncle Jesse engaging in double entendres. He’s a drunk, not a pervert people!
Still, it sounds like it might be fun and that’s really all we can ask from this thing. A more loyal version might have been nice, but then I suppose Dukes of Hazzard fans are all supposed to be ashamed to be fans anyway, and thus don’t deserve better. Or so I’m told. Click here to visit Aint-It-Cool, read the full trailer description and see some of the accompanying, grainy screencaps. Then come back here… they don’t need you.
