Fantasy Thanksgiving: Guess What Wolverine's Bringing To Dinner?

Hugh Jackman's Wolverine with claws popped out in first X-Men movie
(Image credit: 20th Century Studios)

On Thanksgiving, most people find themselves with family, sitting around a table piled high with homemade holiday treats. There’s fresh, seasoned turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, candied sweet potatoes, green beans, apple pie and so much more. Except in my house that only happens if we opt for the Thanksgiving Dinner for 6 from Fairway Market. So is life in a house sans cook.

It’s that time of year again and while I’m looking forward to some family time and a feast a la supermarket, I can’t help but to dream of what the ideal holiday dinner might be like. I’m most thankful for my family, but maybe just once, I'd like to put together a traditional Thanksgiving and then invite someone else. This year I'm changing it up and inviting my personal dream team of movie characters who most influenced my life in 2009. Celebrate Thanksgiving the way it should be, with homemade eats, a little entertainment and even some Hollywood clean-up assistance.

Thanksgiving

Wolverine

Mom

Stu

Food to be provided by Julia Childs of Julie & Julia and Flint Lockwood of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

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Turkey to be carved by Wolverine of X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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Beverages provided by Mike of Management (Champagne sans butt-touching) and Shosanna Dreyfus Inglorious Basterds (Milk)

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Chocolate Cake to be provided by Max's mom of Where the Wild Things Are

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Cleanup services provided by B.O.B. of Monsters vs. Aliens.

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Entertainment provided by Stu of The Hangover (Tiger Snooze) and Marco of Fame (Anything and everything he wants.)

Julia

Shosanna

Bob

Cuties at the Children's Table:

1. Oscar from Sunshine Cleaning

2. Shania Cavender of Whip It

3. Young James T. Kirk of Stark Trek

4. Phoebe Lichten from Phoebe in Wonderland

KidsTable

HOLIDAY BLACKLIST

- The Cast of He's Just Not That Into You -

This is a drama-free meal.

- Alan from The Hangover -

I'd like to remember the night thank you very much.

- Katie from Paranormal Activity -

There's no way I'm letting her bring that demon into my home.

- Tucker Max of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -

Only allowed if he sits at the children's table and behaves himself.

- Arlington Steward of The Box -

Someone with a face like that doesn't make for good eating company.

Perri Nemiroff

Staff Writer for CinemaBlend.