Often at night, I lie awake thinking of the many mysteries of the world. You now the important stuff like “When will we find a cure for cancer? Who will be the next head of the U.N. after Kofi Annan? What does Nicholas Cage look like with hair?
Oh, my prayers have been answered due to those perky folks over at the USA Today. Well they don’t have all the answers, but they sure have the important stuff! In Ghost Rider, Nicholas Cage looks a lot like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix Whoa!
I have no idea who Ghost Rider is. I really don’t think I care that much either. I'm sure somebody out there cares about him. I'm also sure I pity that person.
Director Mark Johnson, with all the success of (sarcasm mode on) Daredevil (sarcasm mode off), has been given the opportunity to bring another mediocre comic character to the big screen. I refuse to learn more about this. It helps keep my arrogance at a high level if I refuse to do research. However, if you want to learn more, I direct you to Rafe Telsch’s previous story on Ghost Rider. Click here to Find out some stuff about Ghost Rider!
Ghost Rider hits theatres some time in the future. ( I told you I wasn’t learning anything about this!!)
