Repeat after me: The girls from The Hills are not actresses. They have made their careers playing themselves on reality television, and haven't even done a particularly good job of that. And while most of the show's stars have contented themselves with fashion labels and trying to visit the troops in Iraq (no, seriously), one of them has decided that living her life with a camera in her face automatically makes her an actress.
Audrina Partridge, according to Bloody Disgusting, will be part of the horror movie remake The House on Sorority Row-- hey, at least she's not trying to play against type. Even better, she's joined by people with about as much acting cred as she has-- Briana Evigan, who actually played "Wannabe Actress #1" before finally getting a real role in Step Up 2: The Streets, and Rumer Willis, who is all of a sudden in movies even though she's proven no talent beyond being Demi Moore's daughter.
The movie sounds like about what you would expect: Five sorority sisters accidentally murder a fellow member in a prank gone wrong, and decide to cover it up rather than doing remotely the right thing. They get away with it, until someone tracks them down and murders anyone who knows the secret. Intriguing! Or, more likely, straight to DVD.
