If you were one of the people who went to see the obviously execrable Steve Martin remake of the The Pink Panther, I hate your guts. If the movie had made $3, like it deserved, we wouldn’t have had to bring you the story about three months ago that a sequel was being planned. What the hell is wrong with you people? Didn’t two seconds of watching the trailer scream at you “THIS IS NOT FUNNY!” If you hate your money that much, send it to me.
Because a title like Another Chance to Take Money From Idiots was a little too long for the marquee, Movie Hole says they’ve come up with calling it The Next Pink Panther. I guess it’s truth in advertising in a sense. They aren’t calling it The Funny Pink Panther, The Good Pink Panther, or The Pink Panther to Make You Forget Cheaper by the Dozen 2. In addition to Martin, other actors who will be ashamed to have this on their resume are Jean Reno, John Cleese, Emily Mortimer, Andy Garcia, and Alfred Molina.
