Nanny McPhee floats into theaters this weekend to whip your whippersnappers into proper shape. We've got Nanny McPhee movie related merchandise for you, to help warn them. Just point at one of the t-shirts we're giving away and say, "better go to bed or you know who will have to come and take care of ya!" It works even better if you say it with a pirate accent.
To win a Nanny McPhee prize pack containing stuff like a kids t-shirt, pencils, and a soundtrack, send me an with the words BRING ON THE DANCING PENGUINS in the title and your full name and address in the body of the email… otherwise how the heck will I know where to send your prize if you win?
If you don't follow directions you won't win, even if you send me a sob story about how you're disabled, or have 15 children, or frittered away all your money on hookers and beer and you deserve to win one more than anyone else because your life sucks (you people know who you are). Well my life sucks too and I'm not getting free stuff! So keep all that to yourself.
