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Those of you who didn’t just fall off the Millenium Falcon yesterday may remember a little poster column I did way back when. It was rather rigidly formatted and had me making rather lengthy comments and posting poster images that we might otherwise have missed on the site.

I hated it. It never quite felt like it worked. I liked the idea, and in fact a lot of other people have since started doing it on other sites (coincidence folks not copyright infringement), but to me it felt tedious and tired. Plus finding enough to fill a paragraph of comments on a two-dimensional piece of paper was taxing. So I stopped doing it.

Well, I just can’t stop loving posters, so it’s coming back. Sort of. Since it’s not quite the same, less rigidly formatted and a lot less tedious commentary from me, I’m renaming it (I always despised that old name, I’m sure I’ll hate this one in the morning) and shipping it out as a semi-regular feature… which basically means I’ll do it whenever I damn well get to it. I’ve got enough schedule to keep, let’s not add to it.

So here’s a few posters we might not have gotten to on the site, whether from laziness or sheer disinterest they get a second shot at being marketed to you here. Take a look:

Large fonts overrun the world and it’s up to Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson to stop them from spilling pinacolladas in The Island. Break out the Sans Serif.

Bunnicula robbed.

Charlotte Rampling refuses to recognize the body of work done by Bea Arthur. Other women follow suit.

The perfect man will never see this movie, unless he’s also perfectly fond of male on male intimacy.

Donnie Darko 2: Frank the Turtle

Look! Squares! I’m making an indie movie.

You’d smile too if Lindsay Lohan was riding you.