That controversial blowup over their marketing campaign was the best thing to ever happen to Elisha Cuthbert’s upcoming torture-porn movie Captivity. They’re playing up the forbidden angle for everything it’s worth in the film’s first batch of trailers, labeling it “the movie they didn’t want you to see”. Except nobody cares if you see it, they just don’t want it shoved in their face while they drive down I-90 with a back seat full of toddlers.
For those of you who haven’t been keeping up, Captivity is the horror movie where you get to sit and watch Elisha Cuthbert be imprisoned, tortured, and demeaned for a couple of hours. And if that’s your idea of a good time at the movies, perhaps you should consider developing a nice foot fetish as a healthier alternative.
We’ve got a look at all three of Captivity’s new trailers, though frankly you can probably just watch the first one and get the gist. Still, we’re nothing of not completists, especially where displaying Elisha Cuthbert’s cleavage in trailer format is concerned. Seriously guys, why even bother with the tank top? Just stick her in see-through lingerie and be done with it.
Check out all three new Captivity trailers below:
30 Second TV Trailer
15 Second TV Trailer
