Confession time: I’m weirdly curious about In The Name of the King. The thing is, it just seems so… ambitious for an Uwe Boll movie. I mean, his other films have been relatively small in scale. Even the vampire movie, it’s a lot of sets and simple, camera in front of some props shooting. This is an epic, a movie, theoretically, with a pretty massive scope. If Uwe Boll’s other movies were disasters, just imagine what kind of a twenty-car pileup this monster is going to be. I want to be there when Jason Statham flies head first through his windshield after colliding with Burt Reynolds.
Even still, it can’t possibly be worse than Eragon. Having sat through that epic piece of shit, I feel well fortified to handle any fantasy film garbage Uwe Boll can possibly throw at me. If like me, you’re a glutton for punishment, you may be interested in checking out three brand new clips we’ve just been given from the movie. I know I was. Take a look:
Up in the Trees:
Ready for Battle:
