A bunch of actors and actresses have joined mega-hottie Diane Lane in the thriller Untraceable, according to Variety. Looking over the names, the first thing any red blooded male over the age of 11 thinks is, "how much screen time will these jack-a-napes take away from Diane being her hot Diane self." Then the male says "why am I using words like jack-a-napes?" Diane does stuff like that to you.
The movie has Lane playing a hot FBI agent, taking her hot-self around Portland trying to capture some sort of online creep, played by Joseph Cross. Her partner will be played by Colin Hanks, who gets to mouth lines like "man, you're hot, wanna see my FBI issued gun?" Billy Burke will play her boyfriend and after boring the crap out of people in Lady in the Water, Mary Beth Hurt plays Lane's non-hot mother.
Director Gregory Hoblit used to produce and direct "NYPD Blue" which gives him a free pass in my book. Adding to that, he's made the random good movie like Primal Fear and Frequency. But forget the lesser lights, the director, even the plot. Diane Lane is hot. Did I mention that?
