Katey will have her review of Fast Five up for your eyeballs here on Cinema Blend soon. For the record, I think she kind of liked it. But I’m sure what you’re really interested in is all the work that must have went in to developing a script for a movie like this. I mean, the guy who wrote it had to come up with one-liners for not one or two, but at least six or seven different characters. You do the math.
As it turns out, the Fast Five script came from one, brilliant little mind. The movie was written by 5-year-old kindergartner Chris Morgan, and he’s speaking out for the first time about his work on the film in this amazing interview with The Onion:
Before anyone asks, yes this is absolutely real. And if you had to ask that question, then you probably deserved to be lied to.
