Things are rough all over right now. We can't buy toilet paper, going to concerts and movies is out, many of our favorite television shows will have their season finales seriously delayed or those finales have already been cancelled, and we're all mostly self-isolating and social distancing to keep ourselves as healthy as possible. Many people are relying on streaming to stay informed and entertained, and while it's great to dive back into a show you love to fight stress, ex-The Bachelorette also-ran Chad Johnson seems to have another idea for you: his homemade porn videos.
I know, I know! I need to back up a bit, don't I? Alright, well, you'll remember when Chad Johnson got into some legal trouble about a month ago, correct? Johnson was arrested by the LAPD on felony charges of domestic violence and robbery after things got very heated at the apartment of his girlfriend, Annalise Mishler. The two are now trying to work things out, and sat down with Extra to talk about what happened. But, when Billy Bush asked what the plan for the future was, Chad dropped his bombshell, saying, "Now we're doing, like, a co-OnlyFans."
I realize that doesn't sound sketchy, but when Bush asked what that was, Chad got a little red in the face and started stumbling over his words a bit, which led to Mishler taking over with a description:
It's like a subscription site where you can post...anything.
Billy Bush then tries to clarify by asking, "Subscription porn?" And, what do you know, Chad chimes in with, "that's a word." So, yeah, really sounds like Chad Johnson and his non-girlfriend Annalise Mishler are now doing subscription-based porn together for the interwebs. See? This staying at home all day and night isn't so bad after all. You'll have plenty to watch!
Look, I have no problem with adults doing whatever they want for whomever they want with their own, personal nether ya-yas, but this situation does not seem 100% healthy. First of all, as I mentioned earlier, Mishler confirmed that she and Mr. Johnson (that's a perfect porn name) aren't an actual couple right now.
Mishler said in the interview that she wants Chad to work on his issues with alcohol and that she wants to see change there, along with going to couples therapy, before they couple up again...but added later that they can do porn "as friends." I'm sure a lot of people do record porn videos as friends, but most of those people are probably not former romantic partners who are dealing with issues of domestic violence and alcohol abuse. This just sounds like a good way to confuse all of their personal issues even more, correct?
You can watch Chad Johnson and Annalise Mishler's interview below:
Much like a stunned Billy Bush who's trying to keep his composure, I, too, just want things to work out for Chad Johnson, Annalise Mishler, their relationship and whatever porny pursuits they get up to online. Good luck, folks. Make sure to wash those hands!
You can keep up with everything happening in TV and movies by staying tuned to CInemaBlend, and if homemade porn isn't your style (Yet...I mean, let's see how long we're all trapped in the house, right?) check out our 2020 midseason guide and Netflix guide to see what's airing right now!
