You know, I can deal with Bush making poor choices in the way he handles appointments to things like the head of the CIA. But when the man starts affecting my Monday night viewing, I have to draw the line. Jesus Christ man, I don’t care how you handle the illegal immigrant problem. Shoot at em, round em up, or make em go to work at Home Depot. Who cares? Dude, Jack Bauer comes on tonight and I ain’t happy!
The lower Bush’s approval rating falls, the more damn speeches he seems to want to deliver. Dude, no one likes you anymore. I think you are an honorable guy who sticks by his convictions but it’s time to get your priorities in order! The American Public is more likely to vote for a crappy “American Idol” contender than a presidential candidate. They will not be happy to hear about this!
Due to the President’s stubborn desire to discuss immigration with America, the networks have scrambled to fix their schedules. FOX will begin airing the season finale of the craptacular “Prison Break” at 8:20 with “24” following it at 9:20. Bauer will not stand for this treachery. NBC has cut a two-hour “Deal or No Deal” down to 90 minutes which isn’t really that hard. Just cut out all the crappy waiting that goes on while Laqueitha decides to risk 200,000 for a one in 10 chance for a million. I honestly find more enjoyment in these people losing the money than winning it.
ABC has decided to re-air “Grey’s Anatomy’s” first part of the season finale at 8:20 with the ET/CT time zoners joining in progress. The two hour finale will begin as scheduled at 9pm. “Oprah Winfrey’s Legends Ball” was originally scheduled to air at 8pm tonight but is now going to air on May 22. CBS says “Screw you Bush” and announced that their entire lineup will air once Bush stops talking about the cultural benefits that illegal immigrants bring to landscaping.
Stay tuned for more updates.
