The NSFW video that follows, as the title promises, is one giant compilation of every nude scene in the history of Game Of Thrones. While many of the scenes are edited for length, none of them are edited for content. So, if you decide to stick around and consume the video that's embedded below, you need to be aware it features straight sex, gay sex, boobs, butts, wangs and pretty much everything else imaginable. It should, under no circumstances, be consumed at work or in front of any spouses that aren't tolerant of that sort of thing.
Seriously, last warning. This video, courtesy of The Huffington Post is loaded up with nudity.
I like Game Of Thrones. I've seen every Game Of Thrones episode ever made, but I wouldn't exactly call myself an expert on the show. So, for the purposes of this article, I'm comfortable giving you a non-scientific estimation that roughly 50% of the nudity in that above clip is important and/ or plot relevant. That might seem like a scathing indictment on the show, but compared to True Blood, that figure is actually really high.
Plus, there's nothing wrong with a little nudity now and again. Provided it's not creepy or exploitive, it can add to the excitement of a show a little bit and it can break up some of the seriousness. In case if you haven't noticed, Game Of Thrones can get really, really serious. God only knows how many beloved characters have died, many in shocking ways, but it's enough to heighten everyone's emotions. All this rampant sex has a way of adding a bit of levity and making things more comfortable.
I'm not sure it's appropriate to choose a favorite nude scene in the history of the show, but since we just ran a sixteen minute video of boobs, I'm not going to worry about classiness and just go for it. So, I'll choose the creepiness/ insane hotness of Daenerys Targaryen, the first time she's forced to disrobe. I still can't figure out whether to vomit or high five every dude I know, and that makes it one of the most unforgettable moments in the history of the show. That and that time she covered her naked body in dragons. Your move, bikini.
Game Of Thrones airs on HBO on Sunday nights. It obviously contains quite a bit of nudity, but beyond those boobs, it also boasts some of the most fascinating and clever writing on television. To take a look at more recent nudity on the series head here.
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