The following video is safe for work, believe it or not, but does feature significant cleavage.
The first rule of the Internet-- OK, it's the 34th rule if you want to get technical about it-- is that if it exists, there's a porn about it. And if it's a movie or TV show that exists, there is definitely a porn parody of it-- though we admit we're not brave enough o seek out most of them. Lucky for us, this surprisingly sharp trailer for the porn version of Parks & Recreation landed in our inbox, and we felt we'd be cruel not to share it.
Called "Porks & Recreation"-- of course!-- the porn parody gets a surprising amount of details right about the show, from the murals depicting the Indian tribes of Pawnee going through horrible ideals to Ron Swanson's perfectly unamused tone. Though they've replaced Aziz Ansari's Tom Haverford with Maxine X's Tom-ara (you can only have so many men in a porn, I guess), the actress nails Tom's weird language and penchant for inventing words. And the guy playing Ben doesn't look a bit like Adam Scott, but he's got the mannerisms down, right down to his desire to have lunch with Leslie. Of course, for the sake of the porn there's a completely implausible sex scene between Ron and Leslie, but that's actually not that implausible according to Pawnee's own porn industry.
If you're feeling really, really brave (and you're over 18) you can watch the full "Porks & Recreation" parody for free at Wood Rocket, the URL listed in the video. Or if you'd prefer your safe-for-work, regular version of Parks, you can catch it Thursdays on NBC.
