For the last few years, Hollywood liberals and dumbasses who believe in things like “The Ozone Layer” have been cramming environmental issues down viewers’ gullets faster than Tammy Faye Baker inhaled illegal Christian contributions (and later cancer. Too soon?). Most ignorant TV enthusiasts seem to be taking these policy pushing propaganda parties sitting down, but I’m not about to stand idly by as networks force me to listen to tearful guilt trips that get in the way of overdone, below-average situational comedies.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, this overbearing monstrosity is about to get a whole lot worse as the CW has announced it will include environmental friendly story lines in every single show this season. Wow, exactly what I asked for during my pre-Christmas prayers. Remember when Jessie Spano developed a pep pill problem on ‘Saved By The Bell?’ That episode sucked, just like every other sitcom premise that came out of an NBC “The More You Know” promo.
I’m actually not sure if I’m offended more as a citizen irritated with a conglomerate being able to shove issues they deem important across public broadcast airwaves or as a television fan who just wants to watch my favorite programs without having to feel ashamed that I spray Aerosol out my car window for no apparent reason while driving to club baby seals orphans. Thankfully, the CW sucks ass, and I wasn’t planning on watching any of this crap anyway. I’m just worried about this icecap epidemic melting its way into ‘Jeopardy’, ‘Dexter’, and other shows that I actually care about.
