Bust out your best black dress and put on your somber faces: we’re going to a funeral. No, you’re great aunt Millie didn’t bite the bullet. This epic tragedy tugs at the heartstrings with much more force than some distant relative. ‘The Simple Life’ has ended. By the power invested in me by myself, I would like everyone to take a moment of silence in honor of these fallen sluts. OK. Good. Now, I’m over it.
According to Zap2It.com, ‘The Simple Life’ will end its epic run at fifty-three episodes. I’ve shared some great times with the loveable two some, like that one time when...wait...oh yeah, that time when I laughed because...wait, I was thinking of ‘Charlie’s Angels.’ Nevermind. I couldn’t give a rats ass about these two dimwits and their semi-scripted nonsense.
You may remember that ‘The Simple Life’ had a decent three year run on Fox before joining E!. Ratings weren’t terrible on the Entertainment Channel, but they weren’t exactly anything to dance over either. The cancellation comes as a big blow to the two harlots, as they’ll now suffer the same fate as one of Mike Vick’s dogs. How sad.
